Here's a pic of the fair wee lass below. Well done Monty! My respect for you grows by the day!

Monty's new squeeze, model Ines Sastre.

If you don't have the foggiest what Monty looks like, here he is at this fall's Ryder Cup. Apparently he's lost about 40lbs in the last eight months or so. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.

Monty anticipates what's to come in the buffet line.

And what, you may ask, is a cogger?